I notice you don't have language files for this at the moment. Would you like me to make some?
/me wonders how Ant-English could be. xD
I could do a sort of Bogan Ipsum version if you like. :D
But I was thinking of what the Yanks call "British English", which is a fairly easy thing to arrange.
Another idea could be Pig Latin :D
Uckfay atthay orfay away okejay.
But if anyone wants to do it: http://users.snowcrest.net/donnelly/piglatin.html